New Bergerber Man

Can’t Wait for the IPO: Apparently crullerlayup.com Was Taken

Case: D2001-0104

Domain(s): dunkindoughnuts.com

Complainant: Dunkiní Donuts Incorporated and Dunkiní Donuts USA, Inc.

Respondent: RandomThinkers and Patrick Huba

The Defense:

Respondent asserts that it has plans for a website involving an individual dribbling a jelly doughnut around a home page and then "slamming it into a basketball hoop." The resulting jelly droppings would become navigation buttons for the website. The home page would be animated "to give it that high tech look and feel".


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