New Bergerber Man

Can’t Wait for the IPO: Apparently Was Taken

Case: D2001-0104


Complainant: Dunkiní Donuts Incorporated and Dunkiní Donuts USA, Inc.

Respondent: RandomThinkers and Patrick Huba

The Defense:

Respondent asserts that it has plans for a website involving an individual dribbling a jelly doughnut around a home page and then "slamming it into a basketball hoop." The resulting jelly droppings would become navigation buttons for the website. The home page would be animated "to give it that high tech look and feel".

The End As I Know It: A Novel of Millennial Anxiety, by proprietor Kevin Shay, is now available in paperback.

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