New Bergerber Man

That’s My Name, Too: My New Girlfriend Is Prada Fendi Smith

Case: D2002-0721


Complainant: Chanel Inc.

Respondent: Mr. D. P. Bontempo

The Defense:

Respondent asserts that his fiancée was Chanel Louise Wright, and they together at one time also had an e-commerce business...

Respondent states that he and his girlfriend/fiancée Chanel

"narrowed it (the choice of original title of our business) down to the
following three choices:

a) <>
b) <>
c) <>

"Chanel and I used because of the fact that Chanel
and I broke off our wedding engagement and I did not want her name
on my business, which I was now solely operating."

The End As I Know It: A Novel of Millennial Anxiety, by proprietor Kevin Shay, is now available in paperback.

Please visit for more information.