New Bergerber Man

Acronyms: Frankly, the Queens Seem Like an Afterthought

Case: D2002-1125


Complainant: The Nasdaq Stock Market, Inc.

Respondent: Shawn Cain d/b/a Star Inc.

The Defense:

Respondent argues that he is using NASADAQ as an acronym that stands for "Nasty Ass Sluts and Darlings and Queens."

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