“Upcoming and Much-Needed Thomas Frank Titles”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
5/26/05

Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans
The Best of McSweeney’s, Humor Category
Edited by Dave Eggers, Kevin Shay, Lee Epstein, John Warner, and Suzanne Kleid
Knopf, 2004

“Searched the Web for ‘Conrad Applebank’”
McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern
Issue 8

“The Thumb-and-Pinky Pretend-Telephone Gesture”
101 Damnations: The Humorists’ Tour of Personal Hells
Edited by Michael J. Rosen
St. Martin’s, 2002

“Send This to Everyone You Know”
Modern Humorist
10/26/01

“One Morning, at the Office”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
8/20/01

“My Privacy Policy”
eCompany Now
May, 2001

“‘Temptation Island’—What’s Next?”
Salon.com
1/24/01

“The Twelve Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous and The Twelve Steps of Creating a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon (as Listed on the MacyParade.com Web Site), Head to Head”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
11/23/00

“Jockeying for the VP Nod”
Modern Humorist
8/7/00

“Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
6/14/00

“My Dogme95 Confession”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
3/14/00

“Hypothetical Transcript of the Discussion Leading to the Decision to Euthanize Hsing-Hsing the Giant Panda”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
12/3/99

“Fake Memo About Superman’s Vision”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
9/24/99

“Drunken Letters to Popular Cartoonists”
Bunk Magazine
June, 1999

“Plath or Gabrielle?”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
7/14/99